While some maintain the living, breathing Kommentator is a chimera, reports of his demise are highly exaggerated.  True it is, Kommentator operates in the shadows and back-alleys of the daily grind, but operate he does.  Despite condemnations from the “nominal” Right that Kommentator is a moral cesspool, he has family values.  In fact, you could call him a Neo-Family Man or for that matter a Proto-Family Man and Kommentator would take it as a high compliment.

For Kommentator, the following is a truism:

“Life is a game of luck, the harder I live, the luckier I get.”  (Variation on Ben Hogan)